Bobbing for Beefcake

Well it turns out the U.S. doesn't have the market cornered on bobsled beef. As of press time, Britain's Brad Hall (a 27-year-old, 6-2, 225-pound blondie) and Joel Fearon finished seventh at the halfway

point in the two-man "bobsleigh" as their people annoyingly call it. But as hot as Hall is, wait'll you see his 6-4, 235-pound teammate BRUCE TASKER, who wasn't able to compete because he had a minor stroke in the run-up to the Games.