Page 1 Roundup (03/25)

The Daily News: So even if we are to accept that Trump's campaign chairman gave Russian spy Konstantin Kilimnik 75 pages of polling data merely for shits and giggles, could someone at least tell me why Trump sucks Russian c**k 24 hours a day?

California toddler mauled to death by dogs, grandparents tried to save him

New York Post: Pit bulls reportedly attack, kill owner in Texas

Tumblr: Most erotic purchase of all time?

Yahoo: Rob Gronkowski announces his retirement after nine seasons with Patriots -- does this mean he'll DO PORN now?

The Guardian: Musicians like me need to fight against the giants of YouTube and Google, writes Debbie Harry

ICYMI: Did the Mets acquire Pete Alonso to add to the team's bulge appeal?

Jezebel: “Is the left unhealthily obsessed with cancellation culture and sniping at each other rather than focusing on our real enemies?” I’ll save you from 4,500 words: Yes.

The Stranger: If for some reason you're still curious who Lauren Duca is, read this instead

The New York Times: Mueller report stops short of exonerating Trump of obstruction of justice

NYT Editorial Board: No collusion, no ‘exoneration’ A Trump-friendly attorney general’s letter doesn’t do justice to the special counsel’s investigation. Release his whole report.

The Wall Street Journal: Selfie-seeking tourists are crushing California’s superbloom

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